That awkward moment when you realize your fingers know your passwords better than your brain.
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When people ask me why I don`t have any tattoos, I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari"?
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An apology is the best way to have the last word.
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My relationship is like an iPhone 5s. I don’t have an iPhone 5s.
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Always be strong enough to let go, and be wise enough to wait for what you deserve.
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"The more I see, the less I know for sure." - John Lennon
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One cigarette contains enough toxic ingredients to possibly kill a person if those ingredients were directly injected into bloodstream.
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If I drink alcohol, I`m an alcoholic.
What about if I drink Fanta? I`m FANTASTIC.
What about if I drink Fanta? I`m FANTASTIC.
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My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
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