Facebook status

If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
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instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins.
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I`m not mean. I`m just above being nice to stupid people.
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Things I haven`t learned in high school
How To: Pay bills
Buy a house
Apply for college

But thank jesus I can graph a polynomial function
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You`d be in good shape if you ran as much as your mouth did
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I hate it when people stare at me and don’t say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
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You only live once, but so do others, so be nice.
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Like if you`re Saying "OKAY" just to get your parents to stop talking.
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LIKE IF you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom & buy new clothes & completely reinvent yourself but then realize it takes time & money
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I'm trying to think of a miley Cyrus joke but its just not twerking
-Pace