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Cuddling for at least 5 minutes after waking up can drastically change a woman`s outlook & enhance her mood for an entire day.
-unknown
here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.
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What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth.
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When depressed, women tend to sleep on or sleep with multiple pillows.
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when I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I`m 350% more ugly and 900% mad
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Having such a classified taste in music,finding new music is like discovering fire in the rock ages.
-Esther
She doesn`t want you to be perfect, bro. Just make an effort to keep her happy and make her smile, and that`s already more than enough.
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Love is only a word until someone comes around and gives it a meaning.
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In French, you don`t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that
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5 rules to live a happier life:
1) Love yourself.
2) Do good.
3) Always forgive.
4) Harm no one.
5) Be positive.
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