It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
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If you put your iPhone in an empty bowl or jar it will amplify your music!
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Showering with cooler water can stop a dandruff problem.
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Always go out in public dressed like you`re about to meet the love of your life. It shows you have a high self-esteem.
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Most powerful way to win in an argument? Asking questions.
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"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word to describe `a face in need of a slap`.
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I have lost 69,696,969 bobby pins in my whole entire life.
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Creative people have a short attention span, are easily distracted and tend to talk to themselves more often.
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You can get most answers to math assignments online by typing in the name of the textbook and then "answers"
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