Kim and Kanye named their child North West... that kid`s life is already going south.
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The prettiest girls have an "A" in their name.
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I’m the type of girlfriend that when I see you at your worst I’ll fall in love with you even more.
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If they`re good to you, be good to them.
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Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
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Why are iPhone Chargers not called Apple Juice?
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you`re watching.
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Love isn`t hard to find, trust is.
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Did you know? Out of all colored diamonds in the world, red diamonds are the rarest.
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The worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why.
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