The tongue is the fastest healing part of the human body.
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WHY People automatically assume that you`re mad at them when you`re quiet?
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I`m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
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Hey you yes you the one reading this you`re beautiful/handsome and don`t you let anyone tell you any different!
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Don`t rush into things, anything worth having is worth the wait.
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Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in those eyes.
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Three reasons to stand up:
1. To get the remote
2. To go to the bathroom
3. Because you`re the real Slim Shady.
Like if you also think only 1990 kids will get the joke :)
1. To get the remote
2. To go to the bathroom
3. Because you`re the real Slim Shady.
Like if you also think only 1990 kids will get the joke :)
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True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
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my brain has too many tabs open
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I`d rather lose an argument than lose you to an argument.
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