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.....your intestine length can be equal to a kilometre.

.....your intestine length is can be equal to a kilometre.

Like if in primary school when you & friend will pretend like sharpening your pencil just to have a chat at bin.

Why are Sundays so boring? -_-

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Life Hack: While camping I strap a head lamp to a gallon jug of water to fill the entire tent with ambient light.

Drink a beer while cutting onions, it wont prevent you from crying, but it tastes awesome!

Sometimes music can heal you. Sometimes complete silence can.

I interrupt this program to bring you this special announcement, IT"S FRIDAY YEEEHAWWWW! That is all, now back to your regularly scheduled activities/programs!

Wow at a wedding reception the DJ yelled: "Would all married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living"
The poor bartender was almost crushed to death.