Multiplying random numbers in your head can help you go to the bathroom. The same part of the brain controls both tasks and helps you go.
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The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes
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Buying ice cream? Press on the top of the container, if it`s solid it has been properly stored, if it depresses it has thawed and refrozen.
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Press "9" on your phone if you are getting a call from a telemarketer. Don`t say anything, it`ll add your # to the don`t-call list.
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If you play YouTube videos through safari you can still listen to them with your phone`s screen turned off.
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Wifey don`t always care about expensive dates. she cool with chilling in your hoodie, throwing her legs over you n watching a movie
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wanna hear a joke ?
Sleep
I know, I don`t get it either
Sleep
I know, I don`t get it either
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I love checking my phone to see all the texts I haven`t received
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Your child will follow your example, not your advice.
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If you figured it all out today, what would be the point of tomorrow? ENJOY the process of being a work in progress.
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