Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
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"You can`t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain
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I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing
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Be pleasant until 10am and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
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Staring at a green surface and or wearing the color green has been proven to heal and relieve stomachaches.
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how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
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why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up.
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Did you know? Ring Pops were invented as an alternative to thumb sucking.
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
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