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I want a relationship where we can be boring as hell around each other and still be completely okay with that.
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I think it`s super adorable when guys get protective
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no girl wants to hear about your "other girls".
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A boy`s sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest thing ever.
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Am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I could surprise people during car rides.
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Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
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Did you know? Countries that eat more chocolate have a greater number of Nobel Prize winners.
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I wish Wanelo was a legit store I could go to in the mall.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me.
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apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
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