95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the phones front camera
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People think sorry is a magic eraser.
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Apparently, Twilight is "so popular" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I married a vampire..
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Opening a pizza box: Your eyes instantly scan for the biggest slices.
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Do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed.
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That awkward moment when you`re in an argument with a little kid, and they seem to be winning.
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Don`t take your relationship for granted, for someone somewhere out there will be glad to take your place.
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“can I play with your hair?” is basically a marriage proposal GOD YES YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY HAIR
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Zac Efron and Dave Franco being in a movie together is the best thing to happen to this world.
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I think when guys send paragraphs to a girl when they know she`s sleeping is adorable.
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