When you finally get something good, enjoy it. Don`t go looking for something better.
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People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.
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I tweet to express, not to impress.
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Everyone has that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
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My favorite part of attending a Marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry
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Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.
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Women have to deal with periods and pregnancy. Men have to deal with women. It`s all about balance.
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Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers, "Bless you" and hangs up.
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Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
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