Eating salmon can help your hair grow faster.
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Facebook status
Did the sun rise or did u smile?
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Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
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There comes a time when you have to choose to turn the page, or close the book.
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Every 10 years, you literally become a new person. Our desires, wants & needs change every 10 years.
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That awkward moment when your friends are comparing bones they`ve broken and you`re just sitting there like "I broke my pencil one time..."
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It`s only Monday and I`m already 94% done with this week.
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RIP Facebook, too many of our parents joined.
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I would eat healthy but I remember that one time Adam and Eve ate an apple and doomed all of humanity, so I`m not risking it...
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My doctor told me to eat more taco bell. Well he actually said "less McDonald`s" but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
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