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I know I’m pretty damn great, but I’ve never been this close to perfection.
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To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
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Whenever you`re curious about something, write it down. This way, whenever you`re bored you`ll have an entire list of things to learn about.
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If you put headphones in your nose and play music, your mouth will turn into a speaker.
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Reduce your screen brightness to make your iPhone battery last longer.
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If you have to clean up vomit, put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it--you can then sweep it up easily
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Accidentally close a tab on your browser? No problem! Hit ctrl-shift-T and the page will pop up again.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
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Chocolate contains over 300 mineral properties that are beneficial to your health.
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