Lick your lips 3 times, blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you LIKE this status. I bet you will sneeze or yawn.
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My laziness is just like the number 8. It lays down and becomes Infinite
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When I say " It`s a long story" It usually means I just don`t want to tell you.
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That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M`s...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.
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If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy...
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone...
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Every ocean starts with one drop of water...
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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good.
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Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I see you.
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Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What would I do without them?"
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