Facebook status
Dogs: YOU`RE HOME! OMG I LOVE YOU!
Cats: Greetings human. As you have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it. I`ll be on the couch.
-unknown
Am I the only one who thinks the Pringles guy and Monopoly guy are related?
-unknown
Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.
-unknown
I only rush
-unknown
That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and they go for a hug.
-unknown
You start believing the lies, when the truth is too much to handle
-unknown
You’re like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
-unknown
Never give up, great things take time.
-unknown
Research confirms that needle pricks hurt less if you look away
-unknown
77% of men look for girlfriends with "wife potential."
-unknown
