That moment when you love someone but you both just can`t be together.
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Facebook status
We aren`t dating, but I`m afraid of someone new getting close to you.
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No girl wants to be with a guy that can`t let other girls know he`s taken.
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The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.
-Pace
Opposite Day: "It is opposite day today." Therefore it is not opposite day, but if you say
it is a normal day it would be considered a
normal day.
it is a normal day it would be considered a
normal day.
-Pace
I`m moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I`ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
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Question: What do you call a fish with 3 eyes? ... Answer: a fiiish.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.
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Me: Siri tell me a joke.
Siri: *turns on front facing camera*
Siri: *turns on front facing camera*
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Dear naps, I`m sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten.
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