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					 And on the sixth day satan created algebra.					
					
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					 Smiling is the best way to face every problem, to crush every fear, to hide every pain.					
					
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					 Do it now. Sometimes "later" becomes never.					
					
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					 Excuse me, but you`re really cute.					
					
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					 A study found that men feel more emotional pain after a breakup than women do.					
					
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					 Don`t look back when you know you shouldn`t.					
					
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					 Why fall in love when you can fall asleep..					
					
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					 For $9 million, would you never again eat food with another human present?					
					
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					 When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found					
					
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					 People on average; take 15 minutes to return to serious mental tasks after updating their Facebook status or sending Tweet.					
					
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