Facebook status
And on the sixth day satan created algebra.
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Smiling is the best way to face every problem, to crush every fear, to hide every pain.
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Do it now. Sometimes "later" becomes never.
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Excuse me, but you`re really cute.
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A study found that men feel more emotional pain after a breakup than women do.
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Don`t look back when you know you shouldn`t.
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep..
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For $9 million, would you never again eat food with another human present?
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When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found
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People on average; take 15 minutes to return to serious mental tasks after updating their Facebook status or sending Tweet.
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