If a robber ever breaks in, I`ll just pretend to be one too, and we`ll laugh and hug and he`ll leave because I have first dibs.
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Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it?
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my brain has too many tabs open
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IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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Not everyone who is happy are thankful, but those who are always thankful are happy.
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They ignore you now, but they`ll need you later.. that`s just how it goes..
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I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head laughs and laughs, then we take a nap.
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Find something good within your life and give every ounce of energy you have towards it. Watch how your life changes.
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When someone appears in your dreams it`s because that person was most likely talking about you before falling asleep.
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I don`t friend zone people, I relationship zone them... you wanna be friends? too bad. we`re dating.
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