When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”... but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot"
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Snapchat is a drunk persons worst nightmare..
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On a scale of 1 to 10: You`re a 9 & I`m the 1 you need.
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It’s not the mistake that matters; it’s how you deal with it, what you learn from it, and how you apply that lesson to your life.
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If you unfollow me, I hope you get Crocs for Christmas.
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Who else used to think Courage the Cowardly dog was the scariest show ever?
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Every morning:
ME: I really can`t stay.
BED: But baby, it`s cold outside.
ME: I really can`t stay.
BED: But baby, it`s cold outside.
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Sometimes it`s better to forgive and forget, than to revenge and remember.
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There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream.
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I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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