Who says I can`t cook? You`ve obviously never tasted my cereal.
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Facebook status
Relationship Status: Never need to lock my phone.
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Snapchat makes me realize how long 10 seconds actually is.
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Apps that shut off your music when you open them just how freaking important do you think you are?
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Living Young and Wild and broke
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If breakups never existed, the music industry would go BANKRUPT.
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Never trust a bitch that take hours to text you back but when you with them they always got they phone in their hand texting.
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Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by nike.
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You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You`re everything I`ve ever wanted in a friend.
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I wonder if the girls on "16 and Pregnant" will come back and be on "32 and a Grandma" ?
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