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That awkward moment when you have 5 minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember everything.
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Snapchat is all fun and games until someone decides to take a screenshot and ruin your life
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parents logic: "Im in a bad mood. l think l`ll go yell at my kids so they`re in a bad mood too."
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Just because it`s called make-up... doesn`t mean it`s supposed to makeup 99% of your face.
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3 out of 4 voices in my head tell me to go to sleep... The other one is wondering if penguins have knees.
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Twitter is like New York. A site that never sleep...
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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
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If your plan A doesn`t work, don`t sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters.
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I love sleeping so much that it`s the first thing I think about when I wake up.
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It`s better to be late than to arrive ugly.
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