Facebook status

I just unfollowed someone for tweeting "macaroni and cheese sucks" I`m not joking around today.
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"I`m gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I`m gonna call YOU a pervert for looking" - Girl logic
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I`m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I`m a drunk, we go to parties.
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Sometimes, when I say "I`m okay", I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight and say, "I know you`re not".
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Take a look in the mirror and remind yourself to be happy, because you deserve to be.
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Maybe I don`t cry, but it hurts.
Maybe I won`t say, but I feel.
Maybe I don`t show, but I care.
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If your girl don`t get on your nerves then that ain`t your girl.
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If she doesn`t text you when she`s drunk, you`re not the one.
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Never tell your bf/gf you trust them. That`s when they feel comfortable enough to cheat on you.
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There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up.

Unbelievable.
-Armaan