There`s nothing cute or attractive about a girl always being mixed up in drama
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
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singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it just becomes a soap opera
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*puts selfie on top of Christmas tree because I am the star*
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I either eat nothing or eat everything. There is no in between.
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The least productive day of the week is Friday.
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In high school, Robin Williams was voted `Least Likely to Succeed.`
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During the last 3,500 years the world has been at peace only 8% of the time.
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After 5 attempts at a selfie, just give up & accept that you`re ugly.
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On the outside I look pretty chill, but in my mind I`m having a party.
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