The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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Chicks will wear the same leggings to the club that they wore to the gym 4 hours earlier.
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Stop putting "TeamSingle`` after every tweet . Single is not a team. You are ALONE !
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The song 4 minutes by justin timberlake isn’t 4 minutes long and that’s the reason why I have trust issues
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That awkward moment when you have 5 minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember everything.
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The "Earth" without "Art" is just "Eh".
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People who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together.
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I respect people that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.
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Elementary School: YA! CRAYONS! Middle School: ya, crayons, so what? High School: OMG!!!!!! CRAYONS!!!!!
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I would quit drinking, but nobody likes a quitter.
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