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Being in love does not excuse how one takes care of themselves. I don`t see why people let themselves go. What if they suddenly break up with you & now you look like Miley Cyrus wrecking ball`d all over you?

Being high is a false sense of euphoria, and is a true sense of paranoia.

*sits in towel after showering for 6 hours*

People experience better sleep during the new moon and worse sleep during a full moon, a study found.

So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking”.

When I have a boy I’ll name him ‘SPARTA’ so that every time I’m introducing him to someone, I can shout, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008

Females Are Never Wrong According To Them.

You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

Like if you`ll never date a girl taller than you