That awkward moment when you drop something and just stare at it because you`re too lazy to pick it up.
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$19.99 because 20$ is way to high of a price.
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We all have a friend who never has a clue what`s going on.
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Life is way too short to chew every bite.
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"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" "Math." :P
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Me: Okay it`s 7AM. Me: I should get up. Me: Just five seconds. Me: Five minutes. Me: Five hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years.
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I`m not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time & all the time.
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Each Time Someone Shares a Screenshot from their Phone . . . The First Thing I Notice is The Battery Remaining...!!
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I survived 15 years without internet but now it`s hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load.
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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.
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