We all have that embarrassing e-mail address that we made when we were 11.
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I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow.
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For our generation the radius of our freedom is the length of the charger.
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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.
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Ladies: If a man does all the things from your favorite movies. It is your responsibility to do all the things from his favorite movies ;)
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That awkward moment when you feel like you`ll do great on a test and you fail.
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I`m eating just in case I get hungry in the future :P
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Isn`t it ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom - Until they`re flashing behind you.
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That awkward moment when you`re left alone with someone you just met.
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When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he`s "Incredible." But when I do it, I`m, "an alcoholic."
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