I am always forced to do things which I am not qualified for, like being nice to others...
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You can measure a person`s intelligence by the number of times they get back with their ex.
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Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?
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My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don`t know, I give them answers they don`t know..
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Sitting in a exam and all you can think of is song lyrics.
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In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken.
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Remember before social networking sites when no one cared what you had for dinner ? Well,they still don`t .
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I always restart a game when I know I`m going to lose.
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Doesn`t Dora`s mom ever wonder where her 6 year old is and why her only friends are animals?
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When your friend says you can have a bite of their food, so you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
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