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There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh wait, nevermind. I missed u r a q t.
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"Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level." - Peter Drucker
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1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger.
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Foods rich in vitamin B6 have the ability to make your dreams more vivid and help you remember them.
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A clean home is linked to happiness and self esteem. Cleaning your home regularly improves mood and makes people feel more confident.
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If hunger is an emotion then all men are over-emotional.
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The awkward moment when someone`s crying and you`re just sitting there awkwardly like "wanna hug?"
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That moment of relief when you find exactly what you need to do your homework online.
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The awkward moment when someone invites themselves into your plans without asking.
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She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!"
I commented: "Which breed is your father?" .
Did I ask the wrong question?
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