Super Mario wears a hat because his creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, couldn`t draw hair.
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Remember, the difference between a boss and a leader... A boss says "Go" A leader says "Let`s go"
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Cuddling with a teddy bear can improve your mood and decrease feelings of loneliness.
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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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There are two great days in a persons life: the day we are born and the day we discover why.
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people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
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"Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can." - Richard Bach
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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you`re America`s Finest
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Good liars are also better at detecting other people’s lies.
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Common sense is not a gift, it`s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn`t have it.
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