Special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that I`m in music videos.
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Facebook status
Ads I can handle. Buffering I can handle. But ads that buffer? That`s just cruel. Kill me in the head!
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There are two types of people in this world. People that pee in the shower, and L.I.A.R.S.
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copy: you
paste: my bed ;)
paste: my bed ;)
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T̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶.̶ Treat people how they treat you.
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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
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On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can`t hold on... I`ve already fallen for you."
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can`t hold on... I`ve already fallen for you."
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It`s better to fight for something than against something.
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Smiling releases natural pain killing hormones, endorphins and serotonin, making us feel good.
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A 13-year-old boy in Florida was once arrested for excessive farting in school.
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