My teacher always is talking to her imaginary friend named "Class"
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Facebook status
I`m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual, simple!
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Tutorial#84 How to kiss a boy:
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- don`t even kiss him
- just run
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- don`t even kiss him
- just run
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Me: Mom, I need money. Mom: What ? Did you spend those two dollars I gave you in September 2003 already ?
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Despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good like how does it manage to do that be tasty with no taste.
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✖ D̶o̶ ̶H̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ✔Go online
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What did the tiger say to the whale? Nothing! Tigers can`t talk. & Even if they did, the chances of a tiger & whale meeting are VERY slim.
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My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don`t hold the fridge open so long.
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I have two moods: Sleep is for the weak. Sleeping for a week.
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For a fun prank Twitter should switch the status box with the search box so people are constantly posting updates of who they`re stalking.
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