That awkward moment when the dictionary`s definition is even more confusing than the word.
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If a police officer says anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence.Ur answer should always be,please don`t hit me again officer.
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I turned my phone on "AIRPLANE MODE" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever.
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Isn`t it weird that we all walk around the house when we are on the phone with someone?
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"We build too many walls and not enough bridges." - Isaac Newton
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"I`m gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I`m gonna call YOU a pervert for looking" - Girl logic
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Nightmares are mostly caused by sleeping in an extremely cold room temperature.
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So do guys like screenshot messages and ask their friends what to text back to a girl or are girls the only ones that do that?
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When dealing with mean and overly critical people, no reaction is the best reaction as it makes them look like a fool.
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Asparagus is also another proven method to cure hangovers.
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