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Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house or is it just me?
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Sometimes, we :) to hide the :( and we :D to hide the :`(
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When a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal
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tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word
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we all have this perfect picture in our minds of how things are supposed to be and that`s why we all end up being disappointed
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There will come a day when you cannot do it. Today is not that day. Today you are alive and strong enough.
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"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy" - Martin Luther King
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English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
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I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
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"Hangry" is an actual word... It means hungry and angry.
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