I’m so glad I was born just before the time when all of my embarrassing childhood videos would have been stored on the Internet.
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Can bob the builder fix my grades?
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As a student the most comforting words you`ll ever hear are " I haven`t started either"
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I once took a guy to Starbucks because I forgot his name
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You and your opponent want the same thing. The only thing that matters is who works the hardest for it.
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my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
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LIKE IF calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
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The word "lucky" is an understatement. I think the word "BLESSED" best describes my life. Thank you God!
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You know when you plan an outfit in your head all week then you try it on and you look like a mole rat.
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High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like "that is a smart man"
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