"Would you like some company?" is the ultimate pickup line for either gender
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When shopping, the cheapest items will be on the top and bottom shelves; not eye level.
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Gum stuck to clothes. Boil vinegar, and pour on gum. Use a brush to wipe off. Gum will come off instantly.
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"going to bed" means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile tweeting in the dark.
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Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
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Stop saying `I can`t`. You can. You just choose not to.
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Smile! Why? Because it makes you attractive. It changes your mood. It relieves stress. And it helps you stay positive :)
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Hey you, yes you, the person reading this. You’re special, you’re beautiful and you are YOU. Don’t ever change.
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Friendship isn`t about who you`ve known the longest. It`s about who walked into your life, said "I`m here for you" and proved it.
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like if pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day
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