I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?"
I`m like "Oh you know, hunting elephants.".
I`m like "Oh you know, hunting elephants.".
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Facebook status
Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons: 1.) We act without thinking, 2.) We keep thinking without acting.
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Actor Nicholas Cage claims he once woke up in the middle of the night to find a naked man eating a Fudgesicle in front of his bed.
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More than 400 billion LEGO bricks have been produced since 1958 - that`s about 62 pieces for each person in the world.
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"I love One Direction"
Well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?
Well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?
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that awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but you laugh anyway
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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
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Always remember who was there for you when no one else was.
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Who`s gonna be #Single for Valentines Day?
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50 shades of done with winter
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