anyone who can talk to me for more than a week deserves an award
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Facebook status
*gets close to flappy bird high score*
*eyes start to water*
*body starts to itch*
*grip on your phone suddenly becomes uncomfortable*
*eyes start to water*
*body starts to itch*
*grip on your phone suddenly becomes uncomfortable*
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Everyone has their reasons for what they do.
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Generally, we subconsciously choose songs that match our current emotions, songs that speak to our current situation.
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I love the feeling when you finally turn off your light and get in bed and think, "I have been wanting to do this since 7:00 this morning."
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"Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”
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If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
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When people ask me "Plz" because it`s shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes."
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Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn`t wear pants.
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Accepting someone into your heart, is easy..... the real problem is taking them out.
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