Nerve signals pass along the nerves at speeds of up to 400 feet per second.
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Facebook status
parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day :p
me: yes but today is not that day :p
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LIKE IF: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.
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The reason things aren`t happening right now: it`s not the right time.
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There`s no man who ever closed his pants zip with a left hand.
-Sizwe
That moment when you open a fridge and it doesn`t smile (-:, press like if u get it.
-Sizwe
While searching for plane tickets online, delete your Internet cookies. Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times.
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Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me?!.." "Shhh just trust me"
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Do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this” but then you just keep eating it?
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cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
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