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Putting on glasses is like switching from 240p to 1080p.
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Every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters.
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Before the camera was invented, nobody had ever really seen what they looked like with their eyes closed.
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I have never seen a school bus get fuel.
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I’ve spent my entire life looking at faces, and I can’t even draw one.
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It is literally impossible to forget something on purpose, yet we get angry with people if they forget things.
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Everybody is trying to find the right person, but no one is trying to be the right person.
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There’s a big difference between “the news” and what’s actually happening around the world.
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I’d much rather be somebody who can barely remember High School than somebody who considers it to be the best years of their lives.
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The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must have been like YOOOOOOOO..
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