Psychologist say, cutting people from your life does not mean you hate them, it simply means, you respect yourself.
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LIKE IF all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
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Why is the internet always 100% more interesting when you have homework?
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My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do
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Life isn`t always easy. Just remember that you`re not the only one with problems. Fight through it.
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The older I get, the less patience for bullshit I have.
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If I ever have to get into a fight with a bear, I`m sneaking in at least one hug.
-Dorian
Women Logic: I want my intelligence, humor and wit to be taken seriously so that`s why I post cleavage pics.
-Dorian
The slow motion scene where the person walks away from an explosion but it`s me walking away from self checkout without needing assistance.
-Dorian
Loofah sponge instructions: 1. Wet before use 2. Use once 3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life
-Dorian