My texting speed varies from embarrassingly fast to 2 business days later.
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It is not the position you stand, but the direction in which you look.
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If it can`t be fixed with duct tape, it`s time to buy a new one.
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Teacher: "Can u please tell the class why you are so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldnt find it at first
Me: But now I`m here
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldnt find it at first
Me: But now I`m here
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The original thought behind having bridesmaids was to confuse evil spirits so they couldn`t guess who the actual bride was.
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If we`re in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you.
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We`ve all had those nights that we will never talk about again but never forget.
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if you`re not willing to take a risk then you dont want it bad enough.
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Ask a girl on A DATE. Not a "idk what do you wanna do?" Plan something out. Doesn`t matter how expensive. That girl will worship you.
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putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror it`s great
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