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do u ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
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loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
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me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no
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How many selfish friends do you have?
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Sometimes you never know the real value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
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Sometimes all you need in the end is someone who will hold you and say everything is alright.
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if you are at the beach, put your phone in a plastic ziplock baggie. That way, you can still use it but it won`t get sandy!
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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn`t ask you how you looked!
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Getting friend zoned is like writing a 5 page essay only to find out you wrote it on the wrong topic.
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A jealous girl is a faithful girl.
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