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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
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You don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favorite bra come out to stab your heart
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PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT
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wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life
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do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
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if i google a question i dont want some fancy article i just want a yahoo answers reply
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What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
Cellfies
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zac efron could hit me with his car and i would say thank you
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GIRLS: if you are at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
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*White girl at party*
omg let me Dj!!!
"ok sure"
*girl goes up on stage*
*throws Dj set away*
*takes out a cup*
*performs the cup song*
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