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					 "we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone					
					
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					 You don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favorite bra come out to stab your heart					
					
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					 PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT					
					
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					 wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life					
					
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					 do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why					
					
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					 if i google a question i dont want some fancy article i just want a yahoo answers reply					
					
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					 What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots? 
Cellfies					
					
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					 zac efron could hit me with his car and i would say thank you					
					
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					 GIRLS: if you are at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief					
					
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					 *White girl at party* 
omg let me Dj!!! 
"ok sure" 
*girl goes up on stage* 
*throws Dj set away* 
*takes out a cup* 
*performs the cup song*					
					
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