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					 1) I woke up. 2) Went to school. 3) I saw him. 4) I ran to him and hugged him. 5) I kissed him 
actually, the right order is 2,3,4,5,1					
					
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					 why does body hair grow back like do u not understand you’re not wanted					
					
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					 I`m pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems					
					
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					 I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when u wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice					
					
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					 I don`t even remember who played in last years Super Bowl all I remember is that Beyoncé was the real winner					
					
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					 I heard there was gonna be a football game at a Bruno Mars concert tonight					
					
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					 PEOPLE WHO WEAR SKINNY JEANS WITH RUNNING SHOES MAKE ME SO MAD					
					
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					 I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time					
					
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					 what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot					
					
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					 you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot					
					
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