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your reputation in high school doesn`t matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you`ll never see again
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Rats and mice laugh when they are tickled.
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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
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You don`t make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice.
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Be yourself, there are enough others.
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People who own dogs tend to be more outgoing and are more likely to carry conversations with others.
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I wasn`t staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction.
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Pumbaa from ‘The Lion King’ was the first character to fart in a Disney movie.
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Your past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define you.
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