Twitter becomes ten times more entertaining when you have homework to do.
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Damn if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
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You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
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The awkward moment when you finish eating and realize that you were also feeding your clothes.
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Sorry for calling you a bitch. I really thought you knew.
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true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
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I wonder if all hot girls go through life believing that everyone is being genuinely nice to them all the time.
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They don`t miss you when you`re gone, they miss you when you move on.
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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