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Put your future in good hands - your own.
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Talking to your mom has the same effect as a hug and reduces stress levels.
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The man who has done his best has done everything.
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Sometimes I drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
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Jogging regularly increases life expectancy 6.2 years for men and 5.6 years for women.
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Was your father a thief? `Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Just me or has everyone only started to use netflix this year?
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More telephone poles are made from oak than any other wood.
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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
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When people are lying to you, they tend to look up and to the left.
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