I wonder how many future famous people I’ve met
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Facebook status
*leaves class to go to the bathroom*
*tours entire school*
*tours entire school*
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Facebook spent $19 billion on Whatsapp. NASA’s budget for 2014 is $16 billion. And they are trying to text aliens.
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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
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It is impossible to block Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook.
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Holding back your feelings out of fear of getting hurt only causes more pain in the end.
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Promises are worst than lies. Because you just don`t make them believe, you also make them hope.
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Subconsciously, it takes at least 6-8 months for the brain to process complete forgiveness for someone who hurt you emotionally.
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Someone: can I use your computer for a second Me: what do you need I`ll look it up for you
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Like if you`re that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of 3.
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